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Ahoy there folks!
Yes indeed, it is late at night, I just got back from a loooong trip off to nowhere land and now I'm bored/gone insane and I've decided to make a website of quotes that I like. I don't care if you like them or not, that's not my problem, I made (gave in and used the easy pre-made template crap from freeservers) this website for ME *growls* but I suppoooose you can see them if you realllllly want to...
Pre-made Templates Are Crappy
Pre-made templates are even crappier than I thought. Look at how stupid the ones below are.. I mean seriously, are people that stupid?

Mm-kay, now it's annoying me waaay too much, I'm gonna like... kill it *gets freaky glint in eyes* 		Can I get an "AMEN!" to this being the awesomest picture I've ever edited (aka 'destroyed')??
AMEN! (wow I look scary)
--Lydia, webmaster and second one from the left

Notifying Visitors of Site Enhancements
Another idea for my home page *KILLS IT* text is notifying visitors about the enhancements I put on my site. For example, I want visitors to sign my guestbook or fill out my survey Form E-mailer to answer questions about my site, my business, or my site *yells* DIE!!! topic.
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Getting Rich Quick *growls* it... *clenches teeth* will.. *shouts* die! From My Site!
I might not want a large amount of text on my home page if I want to guide visitors toward my other pages. Instead of text, I can add others’ buttons to this first page, and I’ll be rewarded for people who click on the buttons. For example, if a visitor signs up for a Visa using the NextCard button on my site, I earn at least !

I have left the above default thing as a reminder of how super lameass, I mean... err... bum, these pre-made template things are

I give you... *lots of loud feminine screaming and giggling in the background* "PETER!"
Adding captions makes my pictures more interesting.

I've got to say, in comment to the default thing *above* that I don't think any caption could make this picture more interesting ;)
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